I’m gonna be your virtual friend. That you pay.

Because free friends just drink your wine and post horrid photos of you on social media.


FUN CLUB

April 17 – 7p.m.

We’re gonna make pasta dough from scratch together. Me in my kitchen and you drunk in your basement or whatever. LIVE!

FUN MAIL

April 5


A peak at what’s coming straight to your mailbox this month.

FUN DROP

All Month

Super random secret drops of fun.


Being an adult is a never ending bog of responsibility, repetition and your mother telling you she doesn’t like your hair that way.”

karen bertelsen


Still have questions?

RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU’RE THINKING:

HEY, YOU NINNY, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR FUN. 

Yes you do so stop arguing with me.

IS THE MYSTERY MAIL SOMETHING BIG, LIKE A MONKEY?

No. But it won’t jump around with your pants on its head either. 

WILL I BE ABLE TO STOP SEEING MY THERAPIST?

No, you’re going to want to keep paying for their Tesla and keep up with your medications too.  I’m providing fun, not therapy.

HONESTLY, I DON’T THINK I HAVE TIME FOR FUN.

Don’t worry,  it’s not so much fun that it becomes a chore. It’s exactly the right amount of forced fun.

All you have to do is agree to it. I do the rest. 

So what do you say?

WON’T YOU JOIN US?