Wanna have some fun?
I’m not talking about stuffing yourself into a clown car (although why not?) or cage diving with sharks.
I help people make their everyday, regular, eye rolling life, MORE fun. It’s what I do.
Most friends just drink your wine and post horrid photos of you on social media.
I’m gonna be your fun virtual friend. That you pay.
THINK YOUR LIFE IS BORING?
It can be overwhelming, which then leads to eating your weight in Netflix while crying tears laced with potato chip salt.
I WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN TO YOU.
I will NOT let you cry potato chip tears.
I’m going to make this year a bit more fun for you.
Introducing The Art of FUN Stuff
I WILL MAKE THIS YEAR MORE FUN FOR YOU
If you want something to look forward to every month.
If you want to smile a minimum of 11.7% more each month.
What FUN is coming
MAY LIVE: Q&A all things gardening. Submit your questions in advance and I’ll talk about them with you during our live ZOOM together.
- House Tour & Making Overnight Oatmeal
- Seed Starting
- Making pasta dough!
I can’t tell you exactly what you’re getting because that would take the fun out of it. I’ll mail you something that fits in an envelope & makes you smile.
- Exploding confetti card w/ how-to.
- Specialty seeds so special you’ve probably never heard of them.
Super random secret drops of fun. Puzzles, giveaways, fun facts, text messages.
- My phone number for texting.
- Cleaver tea towel.
- Signed copy of Floret’s Discovering Dahlias.
- Fun Facts
Still have questions?
RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU’RE THINKING:
HEY, YOU NINNY, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR FUN.
Yes you do so stop arguing with me.
IS THE MYSTERY MAIL SOMETHING BIG, LIKE A MONKEY?
No. But it won’t jump around with your pants on its head either.
WILL I BE ABLE TO STOP SEEING MY THERAPIST?
No, you’re going to want to keep paying for their Tesla and keep up with your medications too. I’m providing fun, not therapy.
HONESTLY, I DON’T THINK I HAVE TIME FOR FUN.
Don’t worry, it’s not so much fun that it becomes a chore. It’s exactly the right amount of forced fun.
All you have to do is agree to it. I do the rest.
So what do you say?
STILL NOT SURE?
You are an inspiration to all of us. You’re a walking, cussin’, joking ball of energy and positivity … Thank you for all you do. You’re setting such a great example for all women. You tiny little rocking gardener. – I. Wigren
I love your absolute fearlessness at jumping into things like tearing up flooring or building pizza ovens – just because it’s something you want to do – and learning along the way. -J. Allen
I so love your blog. It lifts me up and makes me laugh….and the best part renews my motivation to continue any seemingly overwhelming project. Consider me a faraway friend. – L. Overturf
Your creativity, logic, artistic abilities combined with your sense of humor make me happy. And always have since I found you many years ago. You have taught me things and inspired interests over the years but your sense of humor combined with all else you do makes it feel like I am reading a friend’s message to me. It all feels very personal. – H. Sanborn